The Zellbaca Chronicles

Friday, April 28, 2006

Herro! Gather 'round, children, for I've a story to tell.

Late one night, it came to me. "I'll build a self-indulgent website about what happens in my life!" Thus was born The Zellbaca Chronicles.

But people tend to have the attention span of a spider monkey. I needed something else to keep them interested. "Of course! Tony!" I proclaimed. So while he was inexplicably making sounds like a cat in the living room, I went to work. Luckily, Tony's pictures speak for themselves. I merely have to put it into words. Granted, it can be a rather frightening ordeal, but I shall persevere. I mean, he was creeped out by his own closeup head shot, for hell’s sake! How is that not entertainment?

Don’t get me wrong. I know this particular instance of chronicle is lame, but the stream has to start somewhere. Prepare thine selves for the terror/enjoyment riptide of “ZOMG” and “...” for that is all ye shall be compelled to chant in the aftermath of The Zellbaca Chronicles.*

*enjoyment not actually guaranteed